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The I Am a Teenage Alien adventure series — by Penelope Wheezer

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I'm Debra — the hands behind Capricorn Creations. When I'm not at my workbench, I write adventure stories for young readers as Penelope Wheezer. Meet Zeeter: a teenage alien with a secret ship, the best friends in the universe, and a crystal everyone in the galaxy wants. For readers ages 9–14.

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The Short Film

Zeeter's ship lands in the park in this one-minute animated short, made from the book's own pictures.

Video: the I Am a Teenage Alien short film — Bloot breathes a little fire as Zeeter watches I Am a Teenage Alien — the short film

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Meet the Characters

Zeeter, Zippo, Grinslow, Bloot and the whole gang — in my own character video.

Video: meet the characters of I Am a Teenage Alien I am a Teenage Alien — meet the characters
Spindly, tall and lanky, pushing Jilly on a park merry-go-round — Jilly is his punk-rocker doppelganger with purple-streaked hair and a pink studded jacket, laughing
Spindly and Jilly at the park — tall, lanky Spindly and his punk-rocker doppelganger, straight from the books.
Cover of I Am a Teenage Alien, Book One — Zeeter, Zippo, Grinslow and Bloot

Book One

I Am a Teenage Alien

Zeeter looks ordinary. He's not.

He's an alien with a secret ship, a group of the best friends any guy could have, racing against time to snag the Cobalt Crystal before the villains can.

School? Boring.

Zooming across planets with pink oceans, dodging killer Dakks, cracking ancient codes? Epic.

Then Cynthia shows up and his double life is about to explode.

The crystal chose HIM.

Everyone's hunting it.

One wrong move and the universe — and his secret — are toast.

Can a teenage alien save everything... and still get home for dinner?

Book 1. Adventure starts NOW.

Kindle $4.99 · Paperback $11.99 See Book 1 on Amazon →
Cover of I Am a Teenage Alien, Book Two

Book Two

I Am a Teenage Alien: Book 2

Zeeter found the Cobalt Crystal. Now he can't open it.

The crystal is sealed inside a stone, locked there long ago by warrior nuns and bound with the transparent blood of a Dakk — and only Dakk blood can set it free.

Guard it at home? Boring.

Blasting off in the Hunkajunk to question a mountain monk on Europa, feasting above the hover cars of Navarre, and hunting a creature almost nobody has ever caught? Epic.

But the hunt leaves Zippo fighting a deadly infection — and the only cure is a rare flower on faraway Tarton.

Meanwhile, Cynthia takes the captain's chair and learns to fly the Hunkajunk.

And the mysterious Binshins chose Zeeter once. Finding them again is another story.

One stone. One vial of Dakk blood. One friend running out of time.

Can a teenage alien open the unopenable, save his best friend... and decide who in the universe he can trust with what's inside?

Book 2. The adventure continues.

Kindle $4.99 · Paperback $11.99 See Book 2 on Amazon →
Cover of I Am a Teenage Alien, Book Three

Book Three

I Am a Teenage Alien: Book 3

The third adventure in the trilogy is on its way — Zeeter, Zippo, Cynthia and the whole gang return, and this time a gold-hoofed character named Turd Ferguson joins the fun.

Coming soon Watch this page for the release